3rd Grader: Hey look everybody, Billy peed his pants.
Billy Madison: Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It’s the coolest.
3rd Grader: Really?
Billy Madison: YES! You ain’t cool, unless you pee your pants.
3rd Grader: Hey look, Ernie peed his pants too. Alright!
Old Farm Lady: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Billy Madison: OOH! That was the grossest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Let’s go.
If in fact Billy Madison was correct by saying that urinating in your britches is cool, then the actor that portrayed him, Adam Sandler, has not wet himself in a very, very long time. Read more