Dream-Casting a Live-Action Little Mermaid for Disney


Perhaps no task is more difficult for a studio than casting a well-known franchise to match the sky-high expectations of fans. From novels to comic books to animated film remakes, Hollywood has had mixed results with the task; some have spent the big bucks to get the demanded stars, Read more

Best Movies of 2016: The 3rd Annual Groucho Awards


Welcome to the Third Annual Groucho Awards! This is my own platform to nominate and award the movies of my choosing, because it seems that far too often, the movies with the biggest campaigns get Oscar nominations and the little guys are left out in the cold. This year Read more

A compelling case that Corinne is six-years-old, and other Bachelor nonsense


  Written by: @jeremywilson412 In the words of Chris Harrison, "Coming up on this week's episode (recap) of The Bachelor..." The ladies receive their first real test, we pause to remember those we lost this week, I present a theory about Corinne that is bulletproof, and we discuss the contenders and pretenders. But Read more

I was not going to write about The Bachelor, but then...


(Written by: @JeremyWilson412) I wasn’t going to write about The Bachelor this year, but then a girl showed up in a shark costume convinced it was a dolphin costume. I wasn’t going to write about The Bachelor this year, but then a girl showed up who hooked up with Nick at Read more

What I Learned about Chris Pratt's Faith


Most of us have loved Chris Pratt since we first met him as Andy Dwyer on Parks and Rec. Then he made his dramatic debuts in Academy Award Best Picture nominees Moneyball and Zero Dark Thirty. The latter revealed that he could be an action star, so it came as no surprise Read more

The Top 10 Things in Entertainment for 2016


2016 has largely been seen as a bad year, with one of the prominent reasons being the passing of so many artists and celebrities. While it certainly was painful to lose talents like Prince, David Bowie, Carrie Fisher, and dozens of others, those ends didn’t take away from the Read more

TV Reviews

TV Review: House of Cards

Posted on by Josh Smith in Entertainment, Featured, Guest Spots, Television, TV Reviews | 2 Comments

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“Politics have no relation to morals.”  – Niccolo Machiavelli

“Don’t worry, I hate spoilers.” – Joshua Smith

When House of Cards was pitched to me, it went something like this: “It’s The Godfather meets The West Wing.” Ok, I’m listening. “It’s based on a UK miniseries, based on a novel.” Oh, great. So I’ll have to endure the endless procession of tweets about how it didn’t capture the novel and the British version was more understated and poignant. “It has Kevin Spacey (The Usual Suspects, American Beauty) and Robin Wright (The Conspirator, Moneyball).” Alright, there’s going to be some stiff competition for Emmys this year. “It’s a collaborative effort between director David Fincher (Fight Club, The Social Network) and producer Andrew Davies (BBC’s Poet Laureate, probably). Ok, I’m in. But since I don’t have 13 hours to spend on a show I’m not watching with my wife, I have to wait until the opportune moment. Cold virus ravaging our bodies and making it impossible to move any more than is necessary to pay the pizza guy and keep the kids alive (same thing)? That’ll do. Read more

Why Scandal is the Guiltiest Pleasure on TV

Posted on by Joseph Williams in Featured, Television, TV Reviews | 2 Comments

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Scandal isn’t great television, if by great you mean “top-tier” or “Emmy-worthy”. It doesn’t belong in the same breath as Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Homeland, Downton Abbey, and Game of Thrones. There are a lot of shows on television that are better-made than Scandal. I watch some of them. However, I’d rather watch Scandal than a good number of those “greater” shows.

But, if by great television, you mean addicting, entertaining, and a lot better than you want it to be, Scandal is indeed great television. Scandal is my new guilty pleasure show. It was a sweeping addiction that happened as my wife and I watched the first 19 episodes of the show in 15 days. (We may or may not have Netflix binge-watched all 7 episodes of season 1 in one day!)  Am I even a little ashamed at how much I love Scandal? Yes. But am I counting down the hours until the next episode on tonight? Definitely.

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Why The Americans Could Be the Next Great TV Show

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When I first saw the trailer for FX’s newest drama, The Americans, I was instantly excited. I was skeptically cautious, but I had high hopes that perhaps The Americans would be the next great drama on TV. In the short term, we needed something to fill in between Homeland‘s finale in December and the premiere of Mad Men and Game of Thrones at the end of March/beginning of April. In the long term, we need some new dramatic series as Breaking Bad and Mad Men begin to wrap up their runs with the final season and penultimate season approaching, respectively.

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Girls Just Wanna Have Sex/Have No Direction in Life/Do Drugs/Make Awful Decisions and Be Funny

Posted on by Warner Russell in Featured, Misc. TV, Television, TV Reviews | 3 Comments

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HBO’s Girls is taking the world by storm, and Lena Dunham (on the show Hannah Horvath) is the thunder and lightning behind it all. And to be quite honest, I think it’s a very funny, entertaining, and well-written show. I have seen the 1st season in its entirety, and at this point have seen all of the episodes of the 2nd season, so I feel I have a right to make some general statements about my feelings towards it. Read more

The Bachelor (Still boring!) Recap

Posted on by Liz Riggs in Featured, Reality Check, Television, TV Reviews | Leave a comment

The previews for next week’s double feature of The Bachelor were, as usual, far more interesting than the show itself.  They featured a hypothermic ambulance ride, tears (naturally), and girls going nuts.  Just a great way to start off a week.  This week was BLEH as usual, but with so many idiotic people being filmed at the same time, there’s still a few shining moments.

First, Sean’s one-on-one, where he jet-set to Joshua Tree with Selma, a terrifyingly small Iraqi chick whose boobs were precariously close to bouncing out of her shirt the whole time.  We couldn’t look away!

Busty Muslim. (From her ABC Bio page)

Busty Muslim. (From her ABC Bio page)

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New Year of TV, New Downton Abbey Goodness

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Happy 2013 Wise Guise Family! We hope the holidays treated you well and you, too, are excited for everything the new year always brings!

Like many years before this one, we’re immediately thrown into the dog days of the NBA season, postseason football, the Oscar movie season, and the return of many of our favorite TV shows. With the return of ABC’s dating reality show extravaganza this week, Liz Riggs will be returning with her hilarious weekly coverage for everyone, enjoyable for both fans of the show and those of us who don’t have a clue what’s going on.

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