Dream-Casting a Live-Action Little Mermaid for Disney


Perhaps no task is more difficult for a studio than casting a well-known franchise to match the sky-high expectations of fans. From novels to comic books to animated film remakes, Hollywood has had mixed results with the task; some have spent the big bucks to get the demanded stars, Read more

Best Movies of 2016: The 3rd Annual Groucho Awards


Welcome to the Third Annual Groucho Awards! This is my own platform to nominate and award the movies of my choosing, because it seems that far too often, the movies with the biggest campaigns get Oscar nominations and the little guys are left out in the cold. This year Read more

A compelling case that Corinne is six-years-old, and other Bachelor nonsense


  Written by: @jeremywilson412 In the words of Chris Harrison, "Coming up on this week's episode (recap) of The Bachelor..." The ladies receive their first real test, we pause to remember those we lost this week, I present a theory about Corinne that is bulletproof, and we discuss the contenders and pretenders. But Read more

I was not going to write about The Bachelor, but then...


(Written by: @JeremyWilson412) I wasn’t going to write about The Bachelor this year, but then a girl showed up in a shark costume convinced it was a dolphin costume. I wasn’t going to write about The Bachelor this year, but then a girl showed up who hooked up with Nick at Read more

What I Learned about Chris Pratt's Faith


Most of us have loved Chris Pratt since we first met him as Andy Dwyer on Parks and Rec. Then he made his dramatic debuts in Academy Award Best Picture nominees Moneyball and Zero Dark Thirty. The latter revealed that he could be an action star, so it came as no surprise Read more

The Top 10 Things in Entertainment for 2016


2016 has largely been seen as a bad year, with one of the prominent reasons being the passing of so many artists and celebrities. While it certainly was painful to lose talents like Prince, David Bowie, Carrie Fisher, and dozens of others, those ends didn’t take away from the Read more

Sports

Roundtable: 2014 NBA Playoffs Preview

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Spring has sprung, The Masters has come and gone, so now The Wise Guise and the sports world are focused on one thing:

The NHL Playoffs — er (clears throat), excuse me…

THE NBA PLAYOFFS, BABY!

The Grizzly Bears have nestled into the 7 seed and will face a familiar foe in Oklahoma City. Meanwhile, the Orlando Magic have earned the 3rd best lottery odds by piecing together some very, very impressive losses. But who cares about the Magic right now — nobody.

As the playoffs tip off on Saturday, The Wise Guise and friends answer these nine questions…

1) How far can the Grizzlies go? What is a somewhat realistic best-case scenario?

2) If the Grizzlies get bounced in the first round in an ugly fashion, what happens going forward? Do they blowup parts of the roster? Have we seen the last of this roster that we’ve grown to know and love?

3) Who wins the West? Why?

4) Who wins the East? Why?

5) Who will be the first team that Adam Silver hands the Larry O’Brien Trophy to?

6) Which coverage do you prefer — TNT (Turner) or ESPN/ABC?

7) Who’s the dark horse in the East? West?

8) Last year the sports world learned about the Spurs’ Kawhi Leonard during the finals. Which player this year will be a household name?

9) What is your nightmare matchup for the finals?

Here’s what the fellas had to say…

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My Weekend at The Masters: Bubba, History, and How It’s Supposed to Be

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Golf: The Masters-Final Round

It was clear on Saturday night how things were going to go, if you looked at Twitter, watched the Golf Channel, and listened to the pundits. On Sunday, here’s how it was supposed to be…

– Bubba Watson had only won 1 out of 14 tournaments that he had led going into the final round.

– Matt Kuchar had never finished strong on Sunday in a major tournament.

– The only other front-runner was young, 20-year-old Jordan Spieth, chasing history.

– And I’d be at Augusta National to witness it all.

And with the first Masters tournament without Tiger Woods in nearly two decades, the historic victory for Jordan Spieth was how it was supposed to be, right? After all, Jack Nicklaus set the record for youngest Masters champion. 17 years later, Seve broke Jack’s record. 17 years after Seve, the 21 year-old history-shattering Tiger Woods broke the record.

And how many years had it been since Tiger changed the golf world forever? 17 years. And Tiger was supposed to easily beat Jack’s record of 18 majors, which doesn’t seem so certain any more.

It’s just how it was supposed to be. It was going to be great when…

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HOW THEN SHALL WE JUDGE?: 2014 AND THE ERA OF MLB REPLAY

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Inside the historic Chelsea Market building in New York City sits a 900-square-foot room at the offices of Major League Baseball Advanced Media – the nerve center of Major League Baseball’s expanded replay system. Last winter, the thirty clubs of Major League Baseball (MLB) unanimously approved the expansion of instant replay at the conclusion of MLB’s quarterly owners meetings held in Orlando, Florida.

According to Paul Hagen, senior sports columnist of mlb.com, “every play of every game this season that is subject to review will be analyzed in this room by at least one umpire and one trained technician. Whenever a manager formally challenges a call, or after the sixth inning, if the umpires on the field simply want a second opinion, this is where the ultimate decisions will be made.”[i]

Essentially, an umpire will sit at a replay station on the right side of a cubicle with several high-definition monitors (twelve different camera angles surveying the action) in front of him. To his left will be a technician with several smaller shots of various angles. The replay official has three possible calls: Confirmed: if replay shows clear evidence that the on-site umpires got it right. Stands: the replay was too close to tell one way or the other. Overturned: if there is inarguable evidence that a mistake was made.

Perhaps the question that resonates amongst those fond of America’s pastime is exactly how – if any – will this new phenomena detract and/or aid this already stirring professional sport? One could in fact make a compelling case, like Will Leitch from over at Sports on Earth, whether all this is actually necessary. Leitch’s argument, supremely, sits on the fact that this seems to be a lot of work for plays that are seemingly inconclusive. Read more

Tennessee’s 13 Most Heartbreaking Losses of the Last Decade

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“There ain’t no party like a Tennessee pity-party, cuz a Tennessee pity-party don’t stop!”

Vols Post Game Locker Room

Another University of Tennessee sports season in the books, and another heartbreaking loss after the controversial charge call in the waning seconds of the Sweet 16.

Was the Michigan defender set? Should the ball have been in Stokes’ hands in the first place? Did the referees not allow the players to decide the game?

These were just a few of the questions flying out of the mouths of Tennessee fans and onto every avenue of the internet, especially Twitter – the world’s largest verbal wrestling ring. Regardless of what you thought about the ending in Indianapolis, Vols fans can all agree on one thing – this game gets added to the all-time heartbreaker list.

But just how long is that list?

As a Tennessee fan, I know this feeling of heartbreak all too well. So I began to think of other heartbreaking outcomes, and immediately (too immediately) a couple dozen games came to mind. I originally started to try to rank the top five heartbreaking losses in my head, but five wasn’t enough. Then I moved on to ten, BUT even ten wasn’t enough. After an hour and a half on the phone with my die-hard Vols fan friend, Dyron, we finally settled on the perfect number… 13. Read more

Tennessee Basketball: The Sweet 16 & Justifying Cuonzo’s Critics

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The Tennessee Volunteers are in the Sweet 16.

If you had told me in October that the Vols would be in the Sweet 16, I would have thought that sounded about right. This was a veteran team in a horrible conference that has Sweet 16 talent. If you told me in December that this team would be in the Sweet 16, I would have been a little more skeptical. In February, I would’ve laughed in your face.

But now this Tennessee team has three NCAA tourney wins under its belt, boasting an average margin of victory of 17 points. The Vols have been arguably the hottest team in the tournament since halftime of their 78-65 OT win over Iowa. Read more

Roundtable: 2014 March Madness, Baby!

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marchmadnessIf you’re a friend of The Wise Guise, then you know we have a plethora of passions.

We love movies. We love television, including a certain reality show that airs on ABC during the winter months on Monday nights – it’s been a tough week getting over the loss. We love politics, and by we, I mean Joseph. We love books, as some of us will even choose reading over Netflix on occasion. But most of all (probably), we love sports. The Wise Guise email thread can get heated from time to time, and the hottest temperatures are usually sports-induced. Even further, the temperatures flare a little extra hotter around college sports.

So, without further ado… let’s argue about college basketball!!! – er, I mean, IT’S MARCH MADNESS, BABY!!

If you just want to see which one of us knows our NCAA ball better than the rest, skip straight to the brackets.

The madness began last night for a few of us Wise Guise when the Vols came from behind to bury the Iowa Hawkeyes in overtime. Tennessee won the overtime period 14-1, which I have in my book as domination, but call it what you want. Ok, enough about an 11 seed…
This year’s tournament presents some fun storylines – Florida is the overall number #1 seed after going perfect through a terrible SEC; Wichita State hasn’t lost a game since last year’s final four, but their regular season schedule was lackluster at best and now their road back to the final four is by far the hardest for any #1 seed; Michigan State, a four seed, has been picked by everyone that has ever been relatively associated with ESPN; Louisville, also a four seed, is the favorite over on FiveThirtyEight.com ‘s new bracket simulator; Syracuse was the best team in the country for 3 months when they were 25-0, but as of late they appear unable to walk and chew gum at the same time, finding themselves as a dangerous (?) three seed….

Can Dougie McBuckets make a magical run with Creighton in a week-ish region? Also, who will be this year’s tournament darling? Which higher seed will make a magical run and make CBS and ESPN spend countless hours trying to find fun facts about the school and it’s community? Could it be the seven seeds New Mexico and UCONN? Maybe Mercer sends Jabari Parker to his NBA workouts a few weeks earlier than planned. Let’s not forget about eleven seed Tennessee – could they cut down the nets in North Texas? (No, they can’t, but I just wanted that sentence to be typed once during the tournament).

Who knows – because we sure don’t. But what we do know is that the madness has set in, and we LOVE it.

Follow along with The Wise Guise as we bring you our unique take on the NCAA tournament.

For now, we’ll leave you with our brackets, as unimaginative as they can be. Additionally, see how we stack up against our POTUS.

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Joseph: Back when Facebook was The Facebook and it had hardly any functions, I listed one of my favorite things as the first Thursday and Friday of the NCAA Tournament. And it still is one of my favorite things. 32 basketball games. Overlapping chaos. Buzzer beaters. Upsets. Cinderellas. Busted brackets… leaving Warren Buffett with his billion. Tracking how you’re doing versus your friends, tracking your favorite teams, and hopping on the bandwagons of teams you’ve never watched before.

Last year, I picked three of the Final Four, both championship game teams, and the eventual National Champion, on my way to winning all my bracket contests. So my expectations are high this year, which will inevitably lead me to a busted bracket by mid-day tomorrow. But it doesn’t matter.

Because it’s March and it’s magical. Cheers to great games, greater finishes, and cinderella runs that bust all of our brackets. (Go Tigers!)