Dream-Casting a Live-Action Little Mermaid for Disney


Perhaps no task is more difficult for a studio than casting a well-known franchise to match the sky-high expectations of fans. From novels to comic books to animated film remakes, Hollywood has had mixed results with the task; some have spent the big bucks to get the demanded stars, Read more

Best Movies of 2016: The 3rd Annual Groucho Awards


Welcome to the Third Annual Groucho Awards! This is my own platform to nominate and award the movies of my choosing, because it seems that far too often, the movies with the biggest campaigns get Oscar nominations and the little guys are left out in the cold. This year Read more

A compelling case that Corinne is six-years-old, and other Bachelor nonsense


  Written by: @jeremywilson412 In the words of Chris Harrison, "Coming up on this week's episode (recap) of The Bachelor..." The ladies receive their first real test, we pause to remember those we lost this week, I present a theory about Corinne that is bulletproof, and we discuss the contenders and pretenders. But Read more

I was not going to write about The Bachelor, but then...


(Written by: @JeremyWilson412) I wasn’t going to write about The Bachelor this year, but then a girl showed up in a shark costume convinced it was a dolphin costume. I wasn’t going to write about The Bachelor this year, but then a girl showed up who hooked up with Nick at Read more

What I Learned about Chris Pratt's Faith


Most of us have loved Chris Pratt since we first met him as Andy Dwyer on Parks and Rec. Then he made his dramatic debuts in Academy Award Best Picture nominees Moneyball and Zero Dark Thirty. The latter revealed that he could be an action star, so it came as no surprise Read more

The Top 10 Things in Entertainment for 2016


2016 has largely been seen as a bad year, with one of the prominent reasons being the passing of so many artists and celebrities. While it certainly was painful to lose talents like Prince, David Bowie, Carrie Fisher, and dozens of others, those ends didn’t take away from the Read more

Reality Check

ARIE AND COURTNEY!?!?!

Posted on by Liz Riggs in Featured, Reality Check, Television | 1 Comment

Everyone’s favorite romantic reality TV reviewer is back! With no current season of The Bachelor or The Bachelorette to review, Liz has been capturing the hearts and minds of internet readers on successful sites such as Thought Catalog and Relevant Magazine. As always, we’re honored to have her thoughts on anything and everything! Enjoy!

Did you guys hear just the greatest news of all the news?

Our fearless runner up from last season of The Bachelorette, Arie RaceCarDriver, was spotted smooching Satan’s niece, Courtney ModelwhorefromLAwethink.  It’s sort of hard to understand how such miracles can happen these days, but, as we all know, God works in mysterious ways.

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Survivor: Philippines Fantasy Draft

Posted on by The Wise Guise in Featured, Reality Check, Television | 2 Comments

Joseph:

Welcome to the Second-Ever Wise Guise Survivor Fantasy Draft! Survivor is as relevant and intriguing as ever! We’re using the same rules as last time, unless any genius has a better idea. Here is the agreed upon format for the proceedings… Read more

I’m Back… with my own twist of a Mailbag Post!

Posted on by Joseph Williams in Featured, Football, Misc. Posts, Movie Previews, Movies, Politics, Reality Check, Sports, Television | 1 Comment

I know, I know, I know. There aren’t that many of you out there who have been checking the site daily, constantly disappointed in the lack of a new post from me.  The only one’s who have been disappointed are my fellow Wise Guise, who have realized my 2 to 4 posts a week this summer have kept the site flowing with new content daily.  But I’m back, baby! And, as I thought about what to write for my first post back and all that has happened since my last post, I realized there was only one thing to do: MAILBAG POST!

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Meet my friend Trey, he is a Douchebag.

Posted on by Colin Stovall in Featured, Reality Check, Television | 4 Comments

I’ve been disappointed in our reader’s response to my well written and thoughtful plea as to why you need to watch The Real World. Well, here is my second attempt to convince you. Tell me what this word does for you when you hear it. Douchebag(whispered). Oh you didn’t here me? Let me clear my throat. DOUCHEBAG. Yep, we got one here on this season of The Real World. His name is Trey. Read more

Summer’s Guiltiest Pleasure: Big Brother on CBS

Posted on by Guest in Featured, Reality Check, Television | 1 Comment

Editor’s Note: This post is written by friend of The Wise Guise, Chill Town Charlie. Enjoy his thoughts and ramblings on the show that everyone asks, “Who watches that?” whenever the commercials come on. The answer is Chill Town Charlie. And he seems to think a lot of other people are watching in the quiet of their own homes… and just not talking about it. Enjoy!

What’s not to love about the basic B’s of Big Brother – Boobs (both the physical and mental versions), Brawn, Bisexuals, Bawdiness, Backstabbing and Bros?

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Our Need For… Bachelor Party

Posted on by Warner Russell in Featured, Misc. TV, Reality Check, Television | 2 Comments

TV has no shortage of bachelor related material these days.

We have The Bachelor and The Bachelorette bringing millions of women and most likely millions of men to their TVs every Monday. When one of those two programs isn’t airing, we have Bachelor Pad filling in as the black sheep of the three, catering to the people that need real trash, not just mushy love trash to watch every week.  Of course you would think since about 11 months of the year are covered by these three shows, there wouldn’t be a need for anything else like this, right?

Well you, my friend, are wrong. This world desperately needs Bachelor Party. Read more