Everyone’s favorite romantic reality TV reviewer is back! With no current season of The Bachelor or The Bachelorette to review, Liz has been capturing the hearts and minds of internet readers on successful sites such as Thought Catalog and Relevant Magazine. As always, we’re honored to have her thoughts on anything and everything! Enjoy!
Did you guys hear just the greatest news of all the news?
Our fearless runner up from last season of The Bachelorette, Arie RaceCarDriver, was spotted smooching Satan’s niece, Courtney ModelwhorefromLAwethink. It’s sort of hard to understand how such miracles can happen these days, but, as we all know, God works in mysterious ways.
Welcome to the Second-Ever Wise Guise Survivor Fantasy Draft! Survivor is as relevant and intriguing as ever! We’re using the same rules as last time, unless any genius has a better idea. Here is the agreed upon format for the proceedings… Read more
I know, I know, I know. There aren’t that many of you out there who have been checking the site daily, constantly disappointed in the lack of a new post from me. The only one’s who have been disappointed are my fellow Wise Guise, who have realized my 2 to 4 posts a week this summer have kept the site flowing with new content daily. But I’m back, baby! And, as I thought about what to write for my first post back and all that has happened since my last post, I realized there was only one thing to do: MAILBAG POST!
I’ve been disappointed in our reader’s response to my well written and thoughtful plea as to why you need to watch The Real World. Well, here is my second attempt to convince you. Tell me what this word does for you when you hear it. Douchebag(whispered). Oh you didn’t here me? Let me clear my throat. DOUCHEBAG. Yep, we got one here on this season of The Real World. His name is Trey. Read more
Editor’s Note: This post is written by friend of The Wise Guise, Chill Town Charlie. Enjoy his thoughts and ramblings on the show that everyone asks, “Who watches that?” whenever the commercials come on. The answer is Chill Town Charlie. And he seems to think a lot of other people are watching in the quiet of their own homes… and just not talking about it. Enjoy!
What’s not to love about the basic B’s of Big Brother – Boobs (both the physical and mental versions), Brawn, Bisexuals, Bawdiness, Backstabbing and Bros?
TV has no shortage of bachelor related material these days.
We have The Bachelor and The Bachelorette bringing millions of women and most likely millions of men to their TVs every Monday. When one of those two programs isn’t airing, we have Bachelor Pad filling in as the black sheep of the three, catering to the people that need real trash, not just mushy love trash to watch every week. Of course you would think since about 11 months of the year are covered by these three shows, there wouldn’t be a need for anything else like this, right?
Well you, my friend, are wrong. This world desperately needs Bachelor Party. Read more