Movie Review: Dunkirk


When the credits roll on Christopher Nolan's latest film - a cinematic experience that brings the full scale of the Battle of Dunkirk to the big screen for the first time - the audience is left speechless. Unlike nearly all of his other films, it's not because you're trying Read more

Dream-Casting a Live-Action Little Mermaid for Disney


Perhaps no task is more difficult for a studio than casting a well-known franchise to match the sky-high expectations of fans. From novels to comic books to animated film remakes, Hollywood has had mixed results with the task; some have spent the big bucks to get the demanded stars, Read more

Best Movies of 2016: The 3rd Annual Groucho Awards


Welcome to the Third Annual Groucho Awards! This is my own platform to nominate and award the movies of my choosing, because it seems that far too often, the movies with the biggest campaigns get Oscar nominations and the little guys are left out in the cold. This year Read more

A compelling case that Corinne is six-years-old, and other Bachelor nonsense


  Written by: @jeremywilson412 In the words of Chris Harrison, "Coming up on this week's episode (recap) of The Bachelor..." The ladies receive their first real test, we pause to remember those we lost this week, I present a theory about Corinne that is bulletproof, and we discuss the contenders and pretenders. But Read more

I was not going to write about The Bachelor, but then...


(Written by: @JeremyWilson412) I wasn’t going to write about The Bachelor this year, but then a girl showed up in a shark costume convinced it was a dolphin costume. I wasn’t going to write about The Bachelor this year, but then a girl showed up who hooked up with Nick at Read more

What I Learned about Chris Pratt's Faith


Most of us have loved Chris Pratt since we first met him as Andy Dwyer on Parks and Rec. Then he made his dramatic debuts in Academy Award Best Picture nominees Moneyball and Zero Dark Thirty. The latter revealed that he could be an action star, so it came as no surprise Read more

Basketball

NCAA Championship Drinking Game

Posted on by Clayton Martin in Basketball, Featured, Misc. Posts, Misc. TV, Sports, Television | 1 Comment

Welcome to the NCAA Championship drinking game! We have decided to go Inception on your ass and create a game within a game. Only ours makes the other way more fun to watch. Listen, we all know that girls can’t sit through the first half of anything. And while guys act like they are into it, they really wish you weren’t over making them put up a front. So why not create something to spice things up a little and make it a fun event for everyone to watch? The rules are simple: Every time something listed below happens, you follow the consequences. We thought it would be most fun to go by category. Read more

Women’s Basketball Needs A Lift

Posted on by Colin Stovall in Basketball, Featured, Sports | 1 Comment

Layup. Layup. Reverse layup. Set shot. Pump fake, bounce pass, another layup. These are your typical highlights from a women’s basketball game. Oh stop rolling your judgmental eyes at me. You know you are as bored with women’s basketball as I am. I’d rather watch CSPAN, clean my room, cut my grass, read War and Peace, and a plethora of other things. Look, I don’t have any issue with women and sports. I just believe they need some modification to improve viewership. Still rolling your eyes at me? How’s the WNBA doing these days? What’s that, you don’t know when or what channel they play on? What if I offered you $500 if you could name me 10 WNBA players in thirty seconds? Tick, tick, tick. Yeah I failed just as miserably as you. Don’t feel bad, you are in the majority.

My point is not to be an adversary to women and sports. They can do as they damn well please. I just want it to be watchable. Is that too much to ask? I love basketball, good basketball to be more precise. The larger the vested interest, the higher likelihood I am to stay on that channel. I need a reason, and the WNBA offers none. But, I have a plan to help change this conundrum. I’m all for equal rights (pandering to our female audience). Hey, listen I kept catching an elbow from the girlfriend while writing that first paragraph. But I promise I want women to succeed in sports too. Read more

Mary Beth Wilson: The Kiss Cam Incident

Posted on by Guest in Basketball, Featured, Guest Spots, Sports | Leave a comment

This guest post comes from Mary Beth Wilson, a University of Tennessee graduate and Lakeland, FL native. We are glad she could join us to share her unfortunate story of awkwardly being on the Kiss Cam…with her brother. Follow her on Twitter @Wilson_MB!

It happened in January of 2010. I was sitting next to my younger brother, Jeremy, in Thompson Boling Arena at the UT/Vandy basketball game. During an early timeout, Faith Hill’s “This Kiss” started playing, which means one thing at Tennessee games – the kiss cam has begun. After several awkward, forced kisses and the inevitable “awwww’s” at elderly couples who have no problem with public displays of affection, I thought I had seen the last unsuspecting couple on the jumbotron. But then the unthinkable happened. My brother and I were on the kiss cam together.

Sure, the possibility of landing on the kiss cam with my brother had occurred to me before. But here’s the thing: we had (what we thought was) a full-proof system in the unlikely event the kiss cam gods would think to target us. One of us would either a) make a fake phone call (Jeremy’s idea…) or b) go to the concession stand. Words cannot express how badly I wish we had chosen option b. Read more

Tuesday’s with Tony: Tony’s Future Career

Posted on by Colin Stovall in Basketball, Featured, Sports, Tuesday's With Tony | Leave a comment

I’ve got Tony’s future planned out post-NBA career. Motivational speaker/children’s book writer. He can thank me later, and I will take a smaller percentage than his current agent. What a deal.

I figured if Lebron James can have cartoon children’s series starring Lebron, Lebron, annnndddd Lebron, Tony’s knowledge and sageness could generate beaucoup de moolah (French minor in me coming out). His Twitter feed is peppered with inspirational tweets and motivating messages. I think he loves brightening his followers’ day. As you can tell, I’m positively affected by Tony’s tweets.

I also considered Life Coach as an occupation for Tony once he’s won a few championships with the Grizz, but we all know there is no such thing as a Life Coach. That’s a title created by college students who choose to pursue “independent studies” as their major. I laughed out loud at a girl one time in a study group when she said her goal was to become a Life Coach. I cynically asked if her compensation was in chewing gum and butt taps? She wasn’t too happy. Sadly, I know some day my psyche will hinge on the encouraging words of a Life Coach on day when I’m a professional golfer. Still don’t know why I keep capitalizing both words, guess it’s my futile attempt to substantiate that profession. Read more

Tuesday’s With Tony: Tony’s Quest For Verification

Posted on by Colin Stovall in Basketball, Featured, Sports, Tuesday's With Tony | Leave a comment

Today we celebrate. Break out your Cristal, Don Perionne, and Franzia because our boy Tony Allen has been verified!!!! Far too long has this Twitter account laid in the shadows of Unverificationland. But alas, the light has revealed the truth. To date, this easily makes Tony’s top ten life accomplishments. I may be slightly hyperbolic in my assumption about this achievement, but aren’t all bloggers masters of the hyperbole?

Who knew a blue circle with a check mark could generate such authority. In life we seek verification as often as possible. We say and do things to help distinguish our legitimacy and knowledge compared to others. Even Twitter allows validation amongst your peers. Read more

Dark Horses and Glass Slippers

Posted on by The Wise Guise in Basketball, Featured, Sports | 4 Comments

Luck, Vendettas, and Madness: A Tale of Two Popular Dark Horses & Picking a Villain

By Joseph Williams

The HBO series, Luck, was canceled yesterday by David Milch, Michael Mann, and HBO executives after a third horse died on set during production. I watched the first episode. Production quality was through the roof, but I just didn’t care enough about it.  Ultimately, the show wasn’t worth the death of those horses. Investigators rushed to the set and HBO hedged their bets, and shut down.

Why do I start my NCAA bracket breakdown with this tale? Because I sit here on the precipice of one of my favorite times of the year (the first Thursday and Friday of the NCAA Tournament are only rivaled by Masters weekend and the 48 hours before Christmas morning) with my two favorite teams being touted by experts, fan bases, and bracket Buddhas as possible sleeper picks for the Final Four.  Clearly these people have only looked at the Memphis Tigers and Vanderbilt Commodores on paper, and not at their history of stumbling out of the gate come March. They don’t remember the first-round upsets year after year or the Calipari “We make free throws when it matters”… until the championship game, that is.  He was vindicated by that quote by the way. The championship game DIDN’T matter. The season was expunged from the NCAA record books thanks to Derrick Rose and his SAT magic tricks. Read more