Movie Review: Dunkirk

When the credits roll on Christopher Nolan's latest film - a cinematic experience that brings the full scale of the Battle of Dunkirk to the big screen for the first time - the audience is left speechless. Unlike nearly all of his other films, it's not because you're trying Read more

Dream-Casting a Live-Action Little Mermaid for Disney

Perhaps no task is more difficult for a studio than casting a well-known franchise to match the sky-high expectations of fans. From novels to comic books to animated film remakes, Hollywood has had mixed results with the task; some have spent the big bucks to get the demanded stars, Read more

Best Movies of 2016: The 3rd Annual Groucho Awards

Welcome to the Third Annual Groucho Awards! This is my own platform to nominate and award the movies of my choosing, because it seems that far too often, the movies with the biggest campaigns get Oscar nominations and the little guys are left out in the cold. This year Read more

A compelling case that Corinne is six-years-old, and other Bachelor nonsense

  Written by: @jeremywilson412 In the words of Chris Harrison, "Coming up on this week's episode (recap) of The Bachelor..." The ladies receive their first real test, we pause to remember those we lost this week, I present a theory about Corinne that is bulletproof, and we discuss the contenders and pretenders. But Read more

I was not going to write about The Bachelor, but then...

(Written by: @JeremyWilson412) I wasn’t going to write about The Bachelor this year, but then a girl showed up in a shark costume convinced it was a dolphin costume. I wasn’t going to write about The Bachelor this year, but then a girl showed up who hooked up with Nick at Read more

What I Learned about Chris Pratt's Faith

Most of us have loved Chris Pratt since we first met him as Andy Dwyer on Parks and Rec. Then he made his dramatic debuts in Academy Award Best Picture nominees Moneyball and Zero Dark Thirty. The latter revealed that he could be an action star, so it came as no surprise Read more


Monday Morning Mailbag – Political Ads, Korean defectors, AND MORE!

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It’s Monday morning. You’re back to school or work after a weekend of football, family, friends, and all sorts of other fun. Today probably isn’t so much fun. That’s where the Monday Mailbag comes in!

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Wise Guise Roundtable: MLB Season Awards & Pennant Races

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With the pennant races heating up and the regular season wrapping up, I felt it was time to get together some of the best baseball minds I know for a Wise Guise Roundtable, discussing the season and prospects for individual/team successes down the stretch. Who is going to play in the World Series? Who will win the MVP, Manager of the Year, Rookie of the Year, and Cy Young Awards? Was shutting down Steven Strasburg the right thing to do? Enjoy!

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Robinson Cano & The Home Run Derby

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This guest post comes to us courtesy of Wise Guise friend Patrick Henson from Lexington, Kentucky. Enjoy his take on this year’s MLB All-Star festivities and the constant tension between one of the game’s biggest stars and the host city!

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The Midsummer Classic

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Editor’s Note from Joseph: I really love the Major League Baseball All-Star game. I was thinking about writing a post discussing my childhood home run derbies in my friends’ game room, missing so many of them for church camp each summer, my love of voting each year as a good American should, etc. But then I realized that my post would be more self-serving. THEN, I realized I’d rather read what Patrick Russell had to say. And it didn’t disappoint! Enjoy Patrick’s third guest post for us here at The Wise Guise. In case you missed his last post about baseball, check out his reflections on being a Japanese baseball fan. Read more

Patrick Russell: Japanese Baseball Game Day Experience

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Japanese Baseball Game Day Experience
By Patrick Russell

[Special thanks to Eric Lord for his contribution of Japanese Baseball facts. And for helping me nearly start a riot.]

Confession: I like baseball. A lot. Upon reflection, perhaps a bit too much. I try to watch every Cincinnati Reds game I can, check league box scores every morning, manage two fantasy teams, and read and the MLB sections of Sports Illustrated and ESPN every day. To top it off—and perhaps most telling of the true extent of my baseball fanaticism—I can even name FIVE players on the Oakland Athletics.*

*Coach Jayzor suggests that knowing more than 3 Oakland A’s** is the benchmark for watching too much baseball. In my defense: one of my officemates is an A’s fan who is determined that I should know their starting 9 and 5-man pitching rotation before the end of April. Complete resistance has thus far been futile.

**Fun fact: I went on a grammar tangent minutes ago—as is wont to happen in an office shared by 7 English graduate students. Did you know that the apostrophe in “A’s” is NOT a misuse of a possessive form to form a plural? That would be wrong, anyway, since it would be the plural possessive, “As’.” Apparently, “A’s” is a contraction. You’re welcome.

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Sports Cinema: The Natural

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Note: Before beginning this article, it’s highly recommended that, for full effect, you listen to this on repeat while you read this article.

When the 2012 Academy Awards began with the montage of great, epic movie moments, there was a shot of the final at-bat from The Natural. My friend Travis, another lifelong St. Louis Cardinals fan, gasped in that “Of-course-you-have-to-include-that-moment” kind of way, and exhorted, “Roy Hobbs.”  This movie has that kind of magic. Read more