Dream-Casting a Live-Action Little Mermaid for Disney


Perhaps no task is more difficult for a studio than casting a well-known franchise to match the sky-high expectations of fans. From novels to comic books to animated film remakes, Hollywood has had mixed results with the task; some have spent the big bucks to get the demanded stars, Read more

Best Movies of 2016: The 3rd Annual Groucho Awards


Welcome to the Third Annual Groucho Awards! This is my own platform to nominate and award the movies of my choosing, because it seems that far too often, the movies with the biggest campaigns get Oscar nominations and the little guys are left out in the cold. This year Read more

A compelling case that Corinne is six-years-old, and other Bachelor nonsense


  Written by: @jeremywilson412 In the words of Chris Harrison, "Coming up on this week's episode (recap) of The Bachelor..." The ladies receive their first real test, we pause to remember those we lost this week, I present a theory about Corinne that is bulletproof, and we discuss the contenders and pretenders. But Read more

I was not going to write about The Bachelor, but then...


(Written by: @JeremyWilson412) I wasn’t going to write about The Bachelor this year, but then a girl showed up in a shark costume convinced it was a dolphin costume. I wasn’t going to write about The Bachelor this year, but then a girl showed up who hooked up with Nick at Read more

What I Learned about Chris Pratt's Faith


Most of us have loved Chris Pratt since we first met him as Andy Dwyer on Parks and Rec. Then he made his dramatic debuts in Academy Award Best Picture nominees Moneyball and Zero Dark Thirty. The latter revealed that he could be an action star, so it came as no surprise Read more

The Top 10 Things in Entertainment for 2016


2016 has largely been seen as a bad year, with one of the prominent reasons being the passing of so many artists and celebrities. While it certainly was painful to lose talents like Prince, David Bowie, Carrie Fisher, and dozens of others, those ends didn’t take away from the Read more

Assorted Wisdom

A Kickstarter, Just What Bankrupt Detroit Needed!

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Detroit Needs Robo Cop

It must have really been a slow news day. The Guardian, Huffington Post, and USA Today all released updates to a 2011 Kickstarter. This Kickstarter will serve and protect the city of Detroit–no, it isn’t funding for a team of bankruptcy lawyers. With Detroit’s recent Chapter 9 bankruptcy, you would think that a Kickstarter could be just what the city needs to fix its woes; however, this Kickstarter may be the only thing left standing as the city’s population continues to plummet. Read more

The Brothers’ Brew: A WISEACRE Beer Odyssey

Posted on by Katherine Newsom in Assorted Wisdom, Featured, Guest Spots, Misc. Posts | Leave a comment

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Brothers Davin and Kellan Bartosch have traveled the world –literally- pursuing a dream. That dream was to craft amazing beer in the place where their story began. WISEACRE Brewery is the crown jewel of the up and coming Broad Avenue (2783 Broad Ave Memphis TN 38112)  and is sure to make Memphis a stop on every beer connoisseurs’ map.

Their current offerings include the Ananda, an IPA, and Tiny Bomb, a Pilsner. I personally resort to eeny-meeny-miny-mo when deciding and when you try them, you’ll understand why. As if the decision wasn’t hard enough, the brothers are working hard to cook up ideas for future tasty libations- stay tuned!

I picked Kellan’s brain to learn more about the brothers’ story as well as a few other fun tidbits. Check it out to get some education, but experience is the best teacher. The taproom is open Thursday and Friday from 4:00 to 8:00 and Saturday from 1:00 to 8:00. Grab some friends, grab some brews and take advantage of their amazing patio. But don’t forget to grab your plastic- it’s a no cash bar! Read more

Everyone Thinks I’m a Racist (And Why That’s OK with Me)

Posted on by Josh Sigler in Assorted Wisdom, Featured, Guest Spots, Misc. Posts | 21 Comments

Alabama-Racism

The Wise Guise is honored to have Josh Sigler (a loyal reader and friend) join us today with a guest post. Josh attends the University of Alabama and is writing about the big sorority segregation story that has broken into national news this week.

He writes, “Since the article was released, we have discussed it at length in every single one of my classes and in every class, the attitude has been the same: WE ARE FED UP.  I can’t tell you how many people I’ve heard say something like, “I don’t care what they call us, as long as some good comes of it all!” I know the rest of the nation probably won’t believe me, but this campus is ALIVE today. 50 years later and this new generation is ready to do whatever it takes to replace the old and build a new campus that seeks justice and embraces freedom and equality for all.”

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My Tour of the Best of Memphis: Making the Most of Memphis Most

Posted on by Grant Oster in Assorted Wisdom, Faith, Featured, Guest Spots | Leave a comment

Memphis Most

Every year The Commercial Appeal releases a list, the best that Memphis has to offer—staple institutions in Memphis. These institutions, selected by the readers of Memphis’ most historic newspaper, are the quintessential establishments that continue to make Memphis proud, year and year again. They will forever be recorded as victors in the annual Memphis Most.

If one is a true Memphian, they will frequent these locations; not because they are on some list, but because they truly are the best of the best in Memphis. However, there are so many wonderful restaurants, museums, clubs, and stores that sometimes you may miss one or two. I spent the last two weeks trying to surround myself in winners from The Commercial Appeal’s Memphis Most. Here are a few of my favorites. Read more

Roundtable: What TV Show or Movie Has Been Most Formative for You?

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With summer winding down and a new TV season on the horizon, with The O.C. premiere’s 10th anniversary passing, and with all of us getting older every day, we thought this week’s roundtable would be a good time to reflect on a simple question:

Which TV Show or Movie has been formative to your life and how you view the world?

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Been Spending Most My Life Living in a Biker’s Paradise

Posted on by Grant Oster in Assorted Wisdom, Featured, Guest Spots, Misc. Posts, Other Sports, Sports | 1 Comment

Today, Grant Oster writes his first piece for The Wise Guise. We hope this will be the first of many more to come. We’re happy to let Grant introduce himself to you before getting to his first piece about cycling culture in the Bluff City: I see myself as a lover of history, writing, and the stock market. From time to time, I try to step back and enjoy the simple things in life. I mean, I have an iPhone—let’s not be ridiculous. I don’t sing “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” during the winter holiday, but at the season opener for Memphis Tigers Basketball.  Like most Memphians, I believe that BBQ is not just food, but art—an art which should be enjoyed often. 

When I turned sixteen, I was in no rush to get my driver’s license. In fact, the only reason I got my driver’s license was because I needed a state issued identification to take my ACT. I had no need for a driver’s license—I had a bicycle! And if you’ve taken note over the last several years, so have a lot of Memphians. Whether you attribute the increase of cyclists to the price of gasoline, with averages that rose above $4.00 a gallon in 2008, or possibly the optimist in you believes that Memphians, as a united people, wanted to become healthier—either way, Memphis has become a bicyclist’s paradise.

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