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JUAN PABLO & SUPERHOTGIRLS: The Bachelor (& RECAPS) IS BACK

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Well guys, The Bachelor is back and this time it’s better/worse/more excruciating than ever! Our STEAMY bachelor, Juan Pablo, is known for being able to take off his shirt, juggle a soccer ball, and make women melt with his basic subject-predicate sentences in ENGLISH. I may have missed the premiere last week, which I admit is a shame because it’s the drunkest women will ever get in the whole world and all of time, but I’m still here and we’ve …

The Bachelorette 2013 SEASON FINALE RECAP

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The Bachelorette finale happened last night, while you were probably somewhere not caring. AND, in case you missed it last week too, basically Des’s number-one-boo was NOT IN LOVE WITH HER and bolted home while she sat in piles of tears on a dock. So, she had two dudes left (whom she’s not in love with) and everyone (no one) was like Whaaaa?! Since this finale was a two-parter (thank God), this episode STARTED with a finale rose ceremony, where …

The Bachelorette 2013 Recap: SEASON FINALE (PART 1)

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Holy bonkers, y’all. The Bachelorette got OFF THE CHAIN last night. We’re talking, like, this should have been the only episode in this entire season, bonkers. We’re not going to do a traditional five point recap because the only recap is the fact that BROOKS DOESN’T LOVE DES AND WHAT THE HELL IS GOING TO HAPPEN NOW???? Okay, so let me break it down for you: Des went on two FANTASY SUITE dates with Drew and then Chris, and nothing …

The Bachelorette 2013 Recap: HOMETOWNS

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“I’m hoping for a proposal, and from Brooks!” (DID I HEAR THAT RIGHT?)

The Bachelorette 2013: Week Seven Recap

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WHOA WHOA WHOA. I missed one week of nobody’s favorite show, and there are like three dudes left. OKAY, kidding, there are totally five —which means that next week brings the HOMETOWN DATES. Last week (so sorry for my absence, y’all), Des sent home James (THE WORST) and Juan Pablo, because apparently she wants to practice abstinence for THE REST OF HER LIFE.  This week, Des had some former Bachelor pals visit (America’s fave z list celebs) including WhiteLesley from …

The Bachelorette 2013: Week 5 Recap

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It’s another week of The Bachelorette and another week where all of our brain cells shrink into themselves and then explode onto the floor. The show could have been truncated into 30 minutes of nail-biting television, and instead, it dragged out for what felt like an eternity. But imagine! If the show were condensed into 30 minutes, and they turned it into a sitcom about a group of suitors and a boring lady. Or, they just made it like Friends. OR, they …