The Bachelorette finale happened last night, while you were probably somewhere not caring. AND, in case you missed it last week too, basically Des’s number-one-boo was NOT IN LOVE WITH HER and bolted home while she sat in piles of tears on a dock. So, she had two dudes left (whom she’s not in love with) and everyone (no one) was like Whaaaa?! Since this finale was a two-parter (thank God), this episode STARTED with a finale rose ceremony, where … →
Holy bonkers, y’all. The Bachelorette got OFF THE CHAIN last night. We’re talking, like, this should have been the only episode in this entire season, bonkers. We’re not going to do a traditional five point recap because the only recap is the fact that BROOKS DOESN’T LOVE DES AND WHAT THE HELL IS GOING TO HAPPEN NOW???? Okay, so let me break it down for you: Des went on two FANTASY SUITE dates with Drew and then Chris, and nothing … →
“I’m hoping for a proposal, and from Brooks!” (DID I HEAR THAT RIGHT?)
WHOA WHOA WHOA. I missed one week of nobody’s favorite show, and there are like three dudes left. OKAY, kidding, there are totally five —which means that next week brings the HOMETOWN DATES. Last week (so sorry for my absence, y’all), Des sent home James (THE WORST) and Juan Pablo, because apparently she wants to practice abstinence for THE REST OF HER LIFE. This week, Des had some former Bachelor pals visit (America’s fave z list celebs) including WhiteLesley from … →
It’s another week of The Bachelorette and another week where all of our brain cells shrink into themselves and then explode onto the floor. The show could have been truncated into 30 minutes of nail-biting television, and instead, it dragged out for what felt like an eternity. But imagine! If the show were condensed into 30 minutes, and they turned it into a sitcom about a group of suitors and a boring lady. Or, they just made it like Friends. OR, they … →
Last night on The Bachelorette, there were high heels, tears, helicopters (obvi), and, of course, a private Darius Rucker show. No one’s quite sure when this show became the relaunch pad for comeback 90′s artists, but, then again, nobody really cares. To be honest, most of this episode was an opportunity for ABC to put their do-good shoes on and promote support for the Red Cross’ Hurricane Sandy efforts. And, as noble as that is, if you’re anything like me, … →
Oh boy. Here we go. Last night on The Bachelorette we had lady tanks, ex (current?!) girlfriends, tears, makeouts, and, as always: fast forwarding. There was some dodgeball and some stunt doubling, and the whole world decided they wanted to be in Des’ shoes just so they could sit in the presence of Juan Pablo, the spanish speaking sex machine who looks like a way hotter version of Matthew Mc-On-uh-Hey! Time for the five greatest/worst moments of last night’s episode!