I’ve been disappointed in our reader’s response to my well written and thoughtful plea as to why you need to watch The Real World. Well, here is my second attempt to convince you. Tell me what this word does for you when you hear it. Douchebag(whispered). Oh you didn’t here me? Let me clear my throat. DOUCHEBAG. Yep, we got one here on this season of The Real World. His name is Trey.
If you are one who judges people based on the their television taste, well this is a post tailor made for you and your narrow mindedness. Nobody likes closed minded people, why else would being liberal be so hip these days? I have wasted a myriad of hours in my life watching what most would call “trashy television”, and I am completely okay with my decisions. Well most of them. Maybe a few VH1 shows were given too much longevity … →
“Dude, just ask her out.” “Come on man, get with the program.” “I don’t know what you’re waiting for, go for it.” If I had a dollar for every time I heard phrases like that, I’d be set. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Condescending Married Tone (CMT).
Adam Sandler Pee Well well well. This is an interesting search. Either we have a super weirdo stalker fan trying to collect every piece of Adam Sandler memorabilia or someone too lazy to search “Adam Sandler peeing on himself in Billy Madison”. I don’t know which one I am rooting for because part of me wants to meet this fan, well not really. So let’s go with a lazy Google searcher. Yeah that sounds good.
We had some good searches that somehow lead people to our blog these past weeks. Hope you enjoy them as much as I did. Time to have some fun with it. I’m a little rusty with my wit so please excuse me if I don’t generate side splitting laughter in every sentence like usual. Let’s go.
Yep. The title served its purpose. Sucked you in, just as it did to me on Friday night. I love documentaries, mainly because I discover more about the human condition. Well, this film causes you think very hard about forgiveness and the limits people will allow others to be forgiven. Joshua Milton Blahyi, a.k.a. General Butt Naked, was responsible for thousands of deaths during the Liberian civil war. Men, women, and children all were innocent victims of his evil rampage. … →
Here’s a fun and easy transition for my night. I spent hours studying for and insurance test, then wrote a blog post about Tony Allen. That transition went about as well as this clever pun not inserted here, which was intended to be, but my brain hasn’t allowed the funny part to be turned on just yet. Yes, I know several of my readers have already clicked away by now. But for those of you still here, I thank you. … →
Welcome to the first Wise Guise Google Search Fun Bag. This post derives from the myriad of “google searches” that led people to our blog. So why not make a blog post about it? We don’t know who searched what or even what page it led them to, just that they googled the term and it led to a link to our site. We will either give our commentary or hypothetical scenario on why a particular phrase was searched. Hey, … →
It’s 10:53 pm, we don’t have a blog post for tomorrow, nothing in the reserve, and the daily streak needs to continue. I throw on my headphones and turn on my T.I. Pandora station to get to work. First song, Motivation. As if Pandora knowingly prepared T.I.’s anthem to start me off on the right key. Next song, Kanye’s Good Life. Time to put in work. I’m good (T-Pain). This post is a prime example of what I like to … →
