The Bachelorette is back and it’s harder to make fun of than ever. Because Emily Maynard’s ex-fiance baby daddy died in a plane crash before she had the chance to tell him she was pregnant with their child, I’m going to really have to focus on the douche bag contestants and the fact that Chris Harrison is wearing a wedding ring. And the fact that this show is vastly unfair to people who are ugly.
Chances are I’ll end up just going 10 parts to the series. I might expand into just general movies and television suggestions or I might take a break for a while and regroup and maybe do some rankings by genre. If anyone has any ideas for that or would want me/us to do a certain thing feel free to comment and let us know! I don’t claim to be an expert but I do think I have a solid track … →
3rd Grader: Hey look everybody, Billy peed his pants. Billy Madison: Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It’s the coolest. 3rd Grader: Really? Billy Madison: YES! You ain’t cool, unless you pee your pants. 3rd Grader: Hey look, Ernie peed his pants too. Alright! Old Farm Lady: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis. Billy Madison: OOH! That was the grossest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Let’s go. … →
“Hollywood makes shitty movies.” -Ron Meyer, NBC Universal Studios COO Avatar made $2,782,275,172 in international ticket sales. Its budget was about $237 million. I’d be happy to give you a minute to let that settle in.
Well, it’s a wrap folks. Below are the final standings.